Right so here it is, a message to all you T.V. watching, celebrity internet searching, pointless plastic crap shopping sloths.
Oh wait a moment, to make you feel more at home how about a few adverts, what would you like? Perhaps some slimming pills to counteract that fat gut and ass you have developed sucking in all those mind numbing T.V. rays. Mind you that would require you to wrap those plump sausage fingers around a a plastic bottle and get past the child proof lock. No that wont do, you may break a bone or strain some cellulite and we would not want that. More your speed would probably be lap band surgery ads, then you wont be able to stuff your face full of McDonalds as much while you are waiting for the break between Dancing With The Stars and Dose This Pinhead Have Any Talent.
One is left wondering how you oxygen thieving pricks even remember how to breath without being reminded.
I know many of you opinion jockeys are going to be a little disturbed by this politically incorrect rant but you need to hear it. Our environment is going to hell in a hand basket while you sip lattes and talk about the misadventures of some bullshit celebrity that you know next to nothing of substance about. You are sold on the delusion that your life has meaning beyond the 9 to 5 slavery, that your value is determined by all the the junk you collect, oh and that junk. How you must have it, fill your house to the brim with shit you don't really need that will break just in time for you to go buy more. Then too many of you halfwits can not understand how mindless shopping is destroying our planet, as you throw more shit away to another landfill and another and another.
You people are the problem.
But take heart as you roll off to the fridge for another Twinkie, or aspartame laced beverage, you are not alone. We must not forget the solve the worlds problems with good thoughts dip shits. Go on think real hard you might just end the war in Syria.............. Still waiting.............. Nope. I thought you might actually do it this time. What the fuck is up with you tools, do you actually think you fart rainbows and hatch unicorns. Here is a hot tip, if you really want to make a difference get off your unicorn riding backsides, head out into the real world and physically do something about the symptoms you are surrounded by. Or sit at home and think about fairies telling yourself you are making a difference.
You are also the problem.
Our society is not going to magically fix itself, and no matter how many times you vote shit wont change for the better of our collective species. I voted for that guy last time and nothing changed, I am going to vote for this guy, oh nothing changed, perhaps back to that guy. This guy, that guy, this guy........ How many fucking times people, how many?
Oh wait a moment, to make you feel more at home how about a few adverts, what would you like? Perhaps some slimming pills to counteract that fat gut and ass you have developed sucking in all those mind numbing T.V. rays. Mind you that would require you to wrap those plump sausage fingers around a a plastic bottle and get past the child proof lock. No that wont do, you may break a bone or strain some cellulite and we would not want that. More your speed would probably be lap band surgery ads, then you wont be able to stuff your face full of McDonalds as much while you are waiting for the break between Dancing With The Stars and Dose This Pinhead Have Any Talent.
One is left wondering how you oxygen thieving pricks even remember how to breath without being reminded.
I know many of you opinion jockeys are going to be a little disturbed by this politically incorrect rant but you need to hear it. Our environment is going to hell in a hand basket while you sip lattes and talk about the misadventures of some bullshit celebrity that you know next to nothing of substance about. You are sold on the delusion that your life has meaning beyond the 9 to 5 slavery, that your value is determined by all the the junk you collect, oh and that junk. How you must have it, fill your house to the brim with shit you don't really need that will break just in time for you to go buy more. Then too many of you halfwits can not understand how mindless shopping is destroying our planet, as you throw more shit away to another landfill and another and another.
You people are the problem.
But take heart as you roll off to the fridge for another Twinkie, or aspartame laced beverage, you are not alone. We must not forget the solve the worlds problems with good thoughts dip shits. Go on think real hard you might just end the war in Syria.............. Still waiting.............. Nope. I thought you might actually do it this time. What the fuck is up with you tools, do you actually think you fart rainbows and hatch unicorns. Here is a hot tip, if you really want to make a difference get off your unicorn riding backsides, head out into the real world and physically do something about the symptoms you are surrounded by. Or sit at home and think about fairies telling yourself you are making a difference.
You are also the problem.
Our society is not going to magically fix itself, and no matter how many times you vote shit wont change for the better of our collective species. I voted for that guy last time and nothing changed, I am going to vote for this guy, oh nothing changed, perhaps back to that guy. This guy, that guy, this guy........ How many fucking times people, how many?
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